Muskrats Digging Holes High On River Banks
This one is very conditional. If the muskrat digs the hole on a riverbank, it means a bad winter. If the muskrat digs a hole in the pine barrens of New Jersey, it means he's burying a body. If it digs a hole next to a Presbyterian church, it means he's found religion. If it digs the hole and then climbs in and keeps digging, it's running for office.
And naturally, there are regional Montana variants, as well. The most sure-fire sign of the approach of a harsh winter in Montana is that bears sh*t in the woods, and that it is currently a day ending in y.
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