But how could anyone (except maybe Alaskans - hello up there Alaska!) be as badass as Montanans, a state so ludicrously tough that our children take their own baby teeth out with a bow and arrows.
Yes, you read that right. It's a Montana trick-of-the-trade secret familiar to all Montana's children. Lord, how I remember shooting my teeth out one by one. I'd hide them under my pillow and at night, while I was asleep, the Montana Tooth Fairy would replace them with a great big shiny bear claw.
Leave a Comment Here