Patrick F. McManus, the great western humorist, once observed (and we're paraphrasing) that a cow's been there first wherever you go. You might climb up to the top of Everest, look around, and find a cow staring back at you.
Yes, the animal's propensity for wandering, even into or onto places where it probably ought not to be, is legendary. Everyone's seen the photo of a cow perched on the roof of some poor homesteader's sod house. Imagine the hassle of getting it down. And there's also the famous story, told to every incoming Freshman at Montana State University, of the cow who managed to get into the cupola of a belltower. Getting it down was a lot more difficult, we imagine.
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